Monday, April 25, 2005

This Seems Counterproductive

As part of its ongoing effort to curtail student alcohol consumption, the College will be conducting a free alcohol screening tomorrow in Collis Commonground. Students who participate will receive a free Nalgene water bottle, just in time to fill it with booze for Green Key weekend.

2 comments:

Dan Linsalata said...

The alcohol screening isn't any part of an effort to curtail consumption, it's simply a sounding board for the College to determine the extent of alcohol abuse. They use it to determine what kind of health services that need to provide, and the like. Nothing in the survey has anything to do with telling students to drink less.

Christian said...

As I recall, a full-size Nalgene bottle (just like the big Food Court cups) will hold the entire contents of a bottle of Boone Farms' finest... Ymm... Strawberry Hill... Oh, how I miss the sweet nectar...